12 December 2011

"I'm going to put copyright on that!"

Girl: "He broke the ping-pong table!"

Boy: "I wanted to do a crime. I want people to want me, so I have to do a crime so they want me. And then they'll pay money for me. They'll want me real bad."

Me: (covers face with hands, turns toward room)

Boy: "You're going to write that down, aren't you?"

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