Today, before the bell rang to start 8th grade English:
Boy #1: "He's mad at you."
Boy #2: "No one can stay mad at me for long. I'm like a cute little puppy! I could tear your shirt right now, and you'd just smile at me."
Me: (bursts into laughter)
Boy #3: "Ms. C, you should write down some of the things we say."
Me: "Believe me, I do!"
Boy #1: "And that's why she's not our facebook friend!"